little lion man

Hayden Rory | 21 | Music

I have a golden voice, moves like Jagger, and a heart of stone.

text @ hayden.
  • Ryan: Hypothetically, I would be seriously interested in that. Also, hypothetically, we would need to keep the whole thing on the down low as my girlfriend would probably castrate me otherwise
  • Hayden: This is all hypothetical anyway, since I can't actually discuss it, but my lips are sealed, bro.
  • Ryan: Discuss what? We're not discussing anything, man. So how long have you been a boxer?
  • Hayden: Right. Six, maybe seven years. I don't know, I was pretty young compared to the other boxers.

text @ hayden.
  • Ryan: Hypothetically, I would be seriously interested in that. Also, hypothetically, we would need to keep the whole thing on the down low as my girlfriend would probably castrate me otherwise
  • Hayden: This is all hypothetical anyway, since I can't actually discuss it, but my lips are sealed, bro.

Is anyone even alive?

rryancooper:

hayden-rory:

rryancooper:

I’ve got my room barricaded.
That little guy will never satisfy them. He’ll only make them even more hungry for you. 

I’m obviously not as well prepared as you.

I’d be willing to take that chance in order to get rid of that baby. I could always use some of my boxing moves on them if they go after me, though.

Sacrifice the children, they’re irrelevant.

You’re a boxer? I definitely need you on my zombie apocalypse team. I’ve never been in an organized fight. 

I used to box a lot more than I do now. You should try it, though. Hypothetically, if I knew of a fight club, I could show you.


-amygray:

hayden-rory:

-amygray replied to your post: Is anyone even alive?

sort of!

Does that mean you’re a zombie?

I wish I was, but no, I’m not. :( 

Good. I don’t have to worry about you having an insatiable craving for human flesh.

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Is anyone even alive?

shane-avery:

hayden-rory:

shane-avery:

hayden-rory:

My throat’s dying. That count?

You sick or something

Sore throat / cough. Nothing serious… Unless I cough on you. Which I won’t.

You better get better before Valentine’s Day because I don’t want your coughing to ruin Ferris Bueller.


Is anyone even alive?

rryancooper:

hayden-rory:

rryancooper:

hayden-rory:

I think everybody died. Zombie attack, I assume.

Oh shit, I better batten down the hatches. If any more come, I’ll just feed Ashton to them.

I’ve got my room barricaded.
That little guy will never satisfy them. He’ll only make them even more hungry for you. 

 

I’m obviously not as well prepared as you.

I’d be willing to take that chance in order to get rid of that baby. I could always use some of my boxing moves on them if they go after me, though.


Is anyone even alive?

shane-avery:

hayden-rory:

My throat’s dying. That count?

You sick or something?


-amygray replied to your post: Is anyone even alive?

sort of!

Does that mean you’re a zombie?


Is anyone even alive?

rryancooper:

hayden-rory:

I think everybody died. Zombie attack, I assume.

Oh shit, I better batten down the hatches. If any more come, I’ll just feed Ashton to them.


Is anyone even alive?